Haren is the worst National ever!11!!11!1!one!1!!1
FIRE RIZZO
Lol, even sarcastically this seems nuts when we've got good old H-Rod still performing like always. Crap, bad as Haren was today H-Rod still is putting up a good fight to distance himself ERA-wise.
Logan Kensing, Ryan Church, Dmitri Young, Lastings Milledge, D-Crab, Nyjer Morgan, Elijah Dukes, Wang... where art thou all, all-stars of Nat's past? Thine descendant, Sir Daniel of Haren, needs your winning ways!
Or...
Crabs! Beachball! Gas Canrahan! Sun! Garate! Osuna!
By your powers combined, I am Captain Haren!