This news really bums me out. I’m not a longtime baseball fan like a lot of you. I started watching his rookie year because I wanted to see what all the hype was about. I became a huge fan, and a big part of that was him. I have to think he has had that effect on many others as well. It’s going to sting a little to see him in anything other than a Nats uniform. That being said, I left work and hit the whiskey, and decided to write a song. To the tune of “Bye Bye Bye” by *Nsync.
Bye Bye Bye
Bye Bryce
Bye Bye
I just heard some news tonight
That makes me want to fight
I know this can’t be right
Hey Harper come on
I cheered you endlessly
In the playoffs you weren’t there for me
So now it’s time to leave
and cheer for Soto
I know that we can’t afford you no more
It ain’t no lie
I don’t want to see you out that door,
But bye bye Bryce
Bye Bye
Don’t know what I’m gonna do
When I see you taking hacks
in that Dodger Blue
I heard what Lerner said
And I wish it was a lie
Harper Bye Bye Bye
Bye Bryce