Even zdk is slow this offseason.
I'll throw a couple out there because why the hell not.
First up is the first ever trade between the Washington Nationals and Baltimore Orioles.
Orioles get: MacKenzie Gore
With them signing Alonso and trading for Baz, the Orioles intend to contend in that division. But they still need some starting pitching. In addition to rather significant health concerns, the rotation lacks top of the rotation starters. Baz could be it, but, again, health. Same for Bradish, but more than likely he reverts to 3/4/5 level performance. Same can be said for Rogers. Gore playing for a competitive team in an organization that isn't as braindead about development as the 2025 Nats were should get him back to where he was the first half of last season. He is also the only starter they would have that has made 30 or more starts in the last two seasons.
Nationals receive: Coby Mayo, Esteban Mejia, Boston Batemen, and Wellington Aracena
Obviously, Mayo is blocked. Like super blocked. The Orioles signed Alonso to a big deal, signed Basallo to an extension, and have Taylor Ward, Dylan Beavers, and Tyler O'Neill to man the corner OF spot. With Bradfield getting to Triple A last year, Cowser would slide over to RF. And they still have Mountcastle to back up 1B/play a corner. Mayo's defense wasn't good enough to be a quality defender at 3B, so he is pretty much blocked. Nats get a real option at 1B with a lot of control and upside.
Mejia is a young 18 year old with terrific stuff and control issues. Bateman is a taller, better version of Clemmey. Aracena throws heat and has control issues with a lot of reliever risk. All of these guys are young enough to be part of the Sykora/Susana crop of pitchers.
Second trade is a three team deal between the Nationals, Marlins, and Red Sox
Red Sox get: Xavier Edwards
Red Sox aren't sold on Casas and were looking to move a poor fielding Campbell to 1B last season. Unless they sign Bregman (and I don't think they will), they will move Mayer to 3B and need a 2B. Xavier is a great fit.
Marlins get: Tristan Casas, Luis Garcia, and Jacob Young
The Fish have a knack for improving hitting and I think it pays off in spades for them here. Casas gets a guaranteed spot at 1B. Garcia replaces Edwards and likely improves in a contract year with access to quality hitting development, and Young allows the Marlins to slide Marsee to a corner and get a really good defensive outfield, which they need.
Nationals get: Anthony Eyanson, Harold Rivas, Ronny Henriquez, and Shane Drohane
Eyanson has some upside. Rivas is a lottery ticket. Henriquez is out with TJS, but when he comes back, he's future closer to pair with Beeter and Henry. And Drohane gives us LHP relief depth.