Nyjer tearing it up in limited at-bats, moving from a superutility role to leadoff hitter. Team manager says, "well, I know he didn't work out in his previous organization, but that's just because he was unhappy there. He's really turned a corner and has a real chance to shine here. And his clubhouse personality is infectious! Tony Plush, what will he think of next?"
Where have I seen this story before...