Why would you put second baseman value on ALR's UZR? You know the values are different for a reason, right? They aren't just arbitrary numbers that you can manipulate like that. I think this shows your lack of understanding of what those numbers mean. If ALR could play second as well as Espinosa of course his bat is better but he can't so making that adjustment would be mixing apples with oranges and thus, makes a fallacious comparison.
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