Âllo bonjour, sorry I have not posted much recently. Unfortunately I’ve been having some marital trouble with my wife Patti and have been living out of my Renault for the last several months. No worries though! All is well, Patti has had her kickboxing instructor Marcel staying over to keep an eye on her thankfully.
Anyway, I have nothing against Mexicans, the Canadians of the South, but I do take issue with Dave Martinez batting Bryce Harper leadoff, sorry. Last night for example, Bryce Harper hit another rally-killing leadoff Home run. I wonder how many times this will happen before Dave Martinez realizes the err of his ways. I know Bryce Harper can be very intimidating with his cool hair but someone needs to sit him down and tell him to do his job as a leadoff hitter - get on base, stop showboating with these Home runs.
My apologies if I’ve offended anyone. Allons-y!