That’s a long ass song, here’s what I have so far.
A long long time ago,
I can still remember how
that player used to make me smile
And I knew he had a hitter’s chance
To make that whole park dance
When he hit baseballs for a mile
But the winter meetings made me shiver
With the news Mark Lerner delivered
Bad news on the internet
Enough to make my eyes wet
I can tell you that I cried
And part of me was dead inside
For 300 million, at least we tried
The day his contract died
So,
Bye Bye, Oh perfect haired Bryce
Took the metro to the city and I let out a cry
I stood in the park drinking whiskey on ice
Saying we should have kept Harper in right
We should have kept Harper in right
Did you see him flash that glove
In a city full of love
Nats Fans will tell you so
Do you remember Harper’s Hustle
Losing helmets on a double
Watch that bat flip real slow
We were all in love with him
Crushing weights in the player’s gym
He had those Under Armour Shoes
Man he looked great in National’s Blues
There was a time I wasn’t a fan of ball
Until the rookie phenom got the call
But I knew I lost it all
The day his contract died
I started singing
Bye Bye, Oh perfect haired Bryce
Took the metro to the city and I let out a cry
I stood in the park drinking whiskey on ice
Saying we should have kept Harper in right
We should have kept Harper in right
I know we’ll be fine when he goes
We’ve got Victor Robles and Juan Soto
But Harper won’t be there anymore
Remember all the Nats Pack Fun
Or Michael Morse’s Phantom Home Run
And Jayson’s walk off in Game 4
And as the Cheers came raining down
And the bases, Werth ran around
I can’t forget the feeling
Even if that round was our ceiling
And even though he set the mark
On his way out of Nat’s Park
My feelings are so very dark
The day his contract died
Nat’s park was singing
Bye Bye, Oh perfect haired Bryce
Took the metro to the city and I let out a cry
I stood in the park drinking whiskey on ice
Saying we should have kept Harper in right
We should have kept Harper in right