And no one has still answered the question.. yawn. Why would Tex come to D.C.?
I'm pretty sure I answered the question.
but just in case, lemme put in big letters so it isn't missed.
He won't.there, you're right. happy?
I apologize for being stupid enough to think positively about it. I should have known better than to think positively about this team, right?

I shoulda took the "He's never going to come here, so why bother talking about it" stance from the get-go like you did. then it could be me saying "I told you so, nyah nyah."
Dunn's gonna have other offers. and he's not worth overpaying for. but someone will overpay for him, and it won't be us. and someone else will be willing to let him play OF or DH. so why would he come here to play 1B? and besides that, he sucks and is a loser, so why would we want him, right?
huh, it's not that bad over here on the sportsfan side of things. you can poo-poo on pretty much every decent idea that comes forth, and then overreact(with capital letters, multiple exclamation points, and overblown shock) when something positive does actually happen.
