Author Topic: Today's Curly WTF involves Uncle Ray and the police (Read 11561 times)

dcpatti · « **on:** October 23, 2017, 01:25:18 pm »

https://fcpdnews.wordpress.com/2017/10/23/former-mlb-player-tv-analyst-ray-knight-charged-with-assault-battery/

"Franconia Police District – Former Major League Baseball player, manager and TV analyst Charles Ray Knight has been charged with assault and battery after an incident in his home in the Alexandria area of Fairfax County. Our officers responded to a fight call in the 7500 block of Ashby Lane around 4 a.m. Sunday, after an argument between Knight and an acquaintance, a 33-year-old man, became physical. Both men had visible injuries. The victim was taken to the hospital with non-life-threatening injuries. Knight was also treated at a hospital and then taken to the Adult Detention Center. He has since been released and his scheduled court date is January 8, 2018.

Knight played for a number of Major League teams including the Cincinnati Reds and New York Mets and is currently a broadcaster for “Nats Xtra” on the Mid-Atlantic Sports Network (MASN)."

GburgNatsFan · « **Reply #1 on:** October 23, 2017, 01:32:34 pm »

freak....

4 AM? Nothing good happens at 4 AM.

Quote from: dcpatti on October 23, 2017, 01:25:18 pm

https://fcpdnews.wordpress.com/2017/10/23/former-mlb-player-tv-analyst-ray-knight-charged-with-assault-battery/

"Franconia Police District – Former Major League Baseball player, manager and TV analyst Charles Ray Knight has been charged with assault and battery after an incident in his home in the Alexandria area of Fairfax County. Our officers responded to a fight call in the 7500 block of Ashby Lane around 4 a.m. Sunday, after an argument between Knight and an acquaintance, a 33-year-old man, became physical. Both men had visible injuries. The victim was taken to the hospital with non-life-threatening injuries. Knight was also treated at a hospital and then taken to the Adult Detention Center. He has since been released and his scheduled court date is January 8, 2018.

Knight played for a number of Major League teams including the Cincinnati Reds and New York Mets and is currently a broadcaster for “Nats Xtra” on the Mid-Atlantic Sports Network (MASN)."

Ray D · « **Reply #2 on:** October 23, 2017, 01:34:20 pm »

Quote from: dcpatti on October 23, 2017, 01:25:18 pm

Knight was also treated at a hospital and then taken to the Adult Detention Center.

Should have been taken to the Juvenile Detention Center.

Slateman · « **Reply #3 on:** October 23, 2017, 01:35:57 pm »

I predict a gay bondage love triangle.

GburgNatsFan · « **Reply #4 on:** October 23, 2017, 01:44:46 pm »

Kolko is 33ish.

Ali the Baseball Cat · « **Reply #5 on:** October 23, 2017, 01:57:34 pm »

Slateman · « **Reply #6 on:** October 23, 2017, 02:17:18 pm »

Quote from: GburgNatsFan on October 23, 2017, 01:44:46 pm

Kolko is 33ish.

Now that's what I'm freaking talking about

GburgNatsFan · « **Reply #7 on:** October 23, 2017, 02:32:56 pm »

Quote from: Slateman on October 23, 2017, 02:17:18 pm

Now that's what I'm freaking talking about

I'd rather think that he went over to tell Ray to thro his hat into the mangerial ring, and push came to shove.

Elvir Ovcina · « **Reply #8 on:** October 23, 2017, 02:34:07 pm »

Quote from: Slateman on October 23, 2017, 02:17:18 pm

Now that's what I'm freaking talking about

So are Zimmerman and Lobaton, and it was Lobaton's birthday. A sad turn to a happy ending for Jose's Nats tenure?

Also, I never would have taken Uncle Ray for a townhouse dweller. He doesn't seem to be the type who is much for walking up stairs, or anywhere for that matter.

Quote from: GburgNatsFan on October 23, 2017, 02:32:56 pm

I'd rather think that he went over to tell Ray to thro his hat into the mangerial ring, and push came to shove.

Nothing could ever get a man into a fighting mood like a trip down to Kingstowne at 4 am, only to be rudely rebuffed by the recipient of unsolicited job advice. It was definitely "Kolko"'s fault.

GburgNatsFan · « **Reply #9 on:** October 23, 2017, 02:37:22 pm »

Quote from: Elvir Ovcina on October 23, 2017, 02:34:07 pm

So are Zimmerman and Lobaton, and it was Lobaton's birthday. A sad turn to a happy ending for Jose's Nats tenure?

Please stop. Slate now is basking in the idea that there was a devil's four-way going on in Franconia.

GburgNatsFan · « **Reply #10 on:** October 23, 2017, 02:38:01 pm »

Quote from: Elvir Ovcina on October 23, 2017, 02:34:07 pm

So are Zimmerman and Lobaton, and it was Lobaton's birthday. A sad turn to a happy ending for Jose's Nats tenure?

Also, I never would have taken Uncle Ray for a townhouse dweller. He doesn't seem to be the type who is much for walking up stairs, or anywhere for that matter.

Some townhouses have elevators.

Elvir Ovcina · « **Reply #11 on:** October 23, 2017, 02:39:27 pm »

I can't lie. This is one of the funnier arrests I can think of involving a professional sports team in any way.

Quote from: GburgNatsFan on October 23, 2017, 02:37:22 pm

Please stop. Slate now is basking in the idea that there was a devil's four-way going on in Franconia.

Wouldn't a devil's foursome be mechanically impossible given those participants?

Quote from: GburgNatsFan on October 23, 2017, 02:38:01 pm

Some townhouses have elevators.

That's not exactly an elevators in townhouses kind of area, at least in the ones I've been in around there.

GburgNatsFan · « **Reply #12 on:** October 23, 2017, 02:43:15 pm »

Slate lives by the Marine motto "Improvise, adapt, overcome." Nothing is impossible.

(I don't know anything about Franconia, so okay.)

Quote from: Elvir Ovcina on October 23, 2017, 02:39:27 pm

Wouldn't a devil's foursome be mechanically impossible given those participants?

That's not exactly an elevators in townhouses kind of area, at least in the ones I've been in around there.

UMDNats · « **Reply #13 on:** October 23, 2017, 02:46:01 pm »

Quote from: GburgNatsFan on October 23, 2017, 01:44:46 pm

Kolko is 33ish.

i thought the same thing, did some investigating, the victim is not "D. Kolko," sadly.

Slateman · « **Reply #14 on:** October 23, 2017, 02:49:39 pm »

Quote from: GburgNatsFan on October 23, 2017, 02:37:22 pm

Please stop. Slate now is basking in the idea that there was a devil's four-way going on in Franconia.

I mean, I've always assumed that was happening somewhere in Alexandria. Far to significant a gay population for their not to be . . .

Quote from: Elvir Ovcina on October 23, 2017, 02:39:27 pm

I can't lie. This is one of the funnier arrests I can think of involving a professional sports team in any way.

Wouldn't a devil's foursome be mechanically impossible given those participants?

That's not exactly an elevators in townhouses kind of area, at least in the ones I've been in around there.

DVDA makes anything possible at this point.

Ali the Baseball Cat · « **Reply #15 on:** October 23, 2017, 02:51:04 pm »

You haven't heard about the Buckaroo Club in Albany, GA?

GburgNatsFan · « **Reply #16 on:** October 23, 2017, 02:55:29 pm »

I didn't see a victim named anywhere. Glad it's not Dan: we don't need two MASN/Nats guys involved.

Quote from: UMDNats on October 23, 2017, 02:46:01 pm

i thought the same thing, did some investigating, the victim is not "D. Kolko," sadly.

Elvir Ovcina · « **Reply #17 on:** October 23, 2017, 02:57:02 pm »

Quote from: Slateman on October 23, 2017, 02:49:39 pm

I mean, I've always assumed that was happening somewhere in Alexandria. Far to significant a gay population for their not to be . . .
DVDA makes anything possible at this point.

There are limits when there's no V. I guess DA alone could accommodate, but man, that's...