baserunning specialist of our future
Nah, he'll be partnered with Difo at AAA next year while Desmond sucks up his QO dollars while striking out 450 times and mumbling inane quotes to the press about "'gressiveness." Then Williams will back Desmond up with some gum chewing and similar syllable-swallowing mumblemouth.
I can see why people think it's stupid and kind of corny. No one forces anyone to participate. My view is that if people find different ways of having at baseball games maybe they'll come back and support the sport we all love. That's why I cringe when people here look down their nose at the presidents race and other extracurricular stuff. Whatever brings people out to the park, I'm all for it.
It's a great time to go to the bathroom.