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Offline varoadking

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Re: Jayson Werth Appreciation Thread
« Reply #250 on: July 14, 2014, 06:53:40 pm »
He was referred to as an R-rated (a movie rating) superstar, which referenced a professional wrestler...Triple H is also a professional wrestler but substitute H for X and you're back to a movie rating.

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Re: Jayson Werth Appreciation Thread
« Reply #251 on: July 14, 2014, 06:56:07 pm »
Jayson Werth is like a fine bottle of wine or Heather Locklear: just gets better with age.

Wait wat?    :hysterical:

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Re: Jayson Werth Appreciation Thread
« Reply #252 on: July 14, 2014, 08:29:16 pm »

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Re: Jayson Werth Appreciation Thread
« Reply #253 on: July 16, 2014, 12:11:30 am »
Damn well Heather has really let herself go. She was pretty damn hot for a long long time though. I guess Father Time FINALLY caught up to her.

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Re: Jayson Werth Appreciation Thread
« Reply #254 on: July 16, 2014, 07:32:34 am »
Damn well Heather has really let herself go. She was pretty damn hot for a long long time though. I guess Father Time FINALLY caught up to her.


Wait . . . wat

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Re: Jayson Werth Appreciation Thread
« Reply #255 on: July 16, 2014, 09:29:39 am »
Hard to believe that's a recent picture. HL is 53.

Your 50s are when it all goes completely to hell.

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Re: Jayson Werth Appreciation Thread
« Reply #256 on: July 16, 2014, 09:46:34 am »
Hard to believe that's a recent picture. HL is 53.

Your 50s are when it all goes completely to hell.




With her daughter last year.


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Re: Jayson Werth Appreciation Thread
« Reply #258 on: July 16, 2014, 06:16:22 pm »


With her daughter last year.

I see three legs in that picture and I swear I can't tell who the middle one belongs to.

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Re: Jayson Werth Appreciation Thread
« Reply #259 on: August 04, 2014, 04:19:55 pm »

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Re: Jayson Werth Appreciation Thread
« Reply #260 on: August 04, 2014, 04:24:37 pm »
http://curlyw.mlblogs.com/2014/08/04/jayson-werth-named-national-league-player-of-the-month-for-july/

Werth named player of the month for July.
"first Nationals position player to be named NL Player of the Month since the club’s DC arrival in 2005"

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Re: Jayson Werth Appreciation Thread
« Reply #261 on: August 04, 2014, 04:30:41 pm »
The best thing is that I get to see the Heather Locklear pics I missed earlier. :eyebrows:

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Re: Jayson Werth Appreciation Thread
« Reply #262 on: August 04, 2014, 04:31:43 pm »
"first Nationals position player to be named NL Player of the Month since the club’s DC arrival in 2005"

That was last July.

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Re: Jayson Werth Appreciation Thread
« Reply #263 on: August 04, 2014, 04:33:53 pm »
"first Nationals position player to be named NL Player of the Month since the club’s DC arrival in 2005"
A bit of a contradiction there I think:
"Coincidentally, Werth earned the first Player of the Month award of his career in July of 2013"

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Re: Jayson Werth Appreciation Thread
« Reply #264 on: August 04, 2014, 04:34:38 pm »
That was last July.

I get it now, he was the first and he's now done it twice.

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Re: Jayson Werth Appreciation Thread
« Reply #265 on: August 04, 2014, 04:37:21 pm »
I get it now, he was the first and he's now done it twice.

Yep, really bad writing.

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Re: Jayson Werth Appreciation Thread
« Reply #266 on: August 06, 2014, 09:47:08 am »
if you missed getting a gnome:

http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_nkw=jayson+werth+bobblehead&_sop=15

cheapest one is $30 + shipping right now.

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Re: Jayson Werth Appreciation Thread
« Reply #267 on: August 06, 2014, 09:53:05 am »
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"Unfortunately we weren't able to get a win for them," Jayson Werth said. "A night like tonight, when it's your giveaway, you've got a bobblehead or a gnome or whatever, you'd like to perform a little better than I did. So I feel bad about that, and obviously the loss hurts a little."

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Re: Jayson Werth Appreciation Thread
« Reply #268 on: August 13, 2014, 12:01:03 am »
For what reason was he driving 105 MPH in a 55 MPH zone? In Virginia. I don't get it.

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Re: Jayson Werth Appreciation Thread
« Reply #269 on: August 13, 2014, 12:53:27 am »
Maybe he had to pee

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Re: Jayson Werth Appreciation Thread
« Reply #270 on: August 13, 2014, 12:57:59 am »
For what reason was he driving 105 MPH in a 55 MPH zone? In Virginia. I don't get it.
No reason. A ton of people speed like that in Fairfax County, just not everyone gets caught.

I saw on Twitter that for every MPH > 90 you get a day in jail. Don't know if it's true or not.

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Re: Jayson Werth Appreciation Thread
« Reply #271 on: August 13, 2014, 07:13:58 am »
No reason. A ton of people speed like that in Fairfax County, just not everyone gets caught.

I saw on Twitter that for every MPH > 90 you get a day in jail. Don't know if it's true or not.

So he'll have to be placed on teh 15 day DL?

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Re: Jayson Werth Appreciation Thread
« Reply #272 on: August 13, 2014, 07:27:22 am »
No reason. A ton of people speed like that in Fairfax County, just not everyone gets caught.

I saw on Twitter that for every MPH > 90 you get a day in jail. Don't know if it's true or not.

20 over or over 80 is reckless driving

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Re: Jayson Werth Appreciation Thread
« Reply #273 on: August 13, 2014, 07:59:55 am »
In VA anything over 80 can be reckless. The below is a decent read about speeding in the Commonwealth
http://jalopnik.com/never-speed-in-virginia-lessons-from-my-three-days-in-1613604053

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Re: Jayson Werth Appreciation Thread
« Reply #274 on: August 13, 2014, 08:29:36 am »
looks like his day in court got pushed back until Nov 12....

I'm sure with his $126 million he'll be able to have good legal help to avoid any jail time.