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Offline mitlen

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Re: Define Natitude: Name that President - Big Willie?
« Reply #2000 on: January 25, 2013, 08:36:06 pm »
So Taft is the man.  Do we call him Will, Bill, Willie, Billy, Big Man, Tubs...

Shotgun Willie sits around in his underwear
Bitin' on a bullet, pullin' out all of his hair
A shotgun Willie has got all of his family there
Well, you can't make a record if you ain't got nothin' to say

You can't make a record if you ain't got nothin' to say
You can't play music if you don't know nothin' to play
A shotgun Willie sits around in his underwear
Bitin' on a bullet, pullin' out all of his hair

Shotgun Willie has got all of his family there
Well, John T Fours was workin' with the Klu Klux Klan
The six foot five John T. was a hell of a man
Made a lot of money sellin' sheets on the family plan


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Re: Define Natitude: World Series or Bust
« Reply #2001 on: January 25, 2013, 09:08:54 pm »
So Taft is the man.  Do we call him Will, Bill, Willie, Billy, Big Man, Tubs...




Threw out the first presidential pitch ever - to Walter Johnson.  Great Washington baseball selection!    :clap:


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Re: Define Natitude: Name that President - Big Willie?
« Reply #2002 on: January 25, 2013, 09:44:35 pm »
only President and Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, buried in Arlington.  Great move.

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Re: Define Natitude: Name that President - Big Willie?
« Reply #2003 on: January 25, 2013, 11:58:59 pm »
This is Natitude.


Natitude- beard weighs more than small child

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Re: Define Natitude: Name that President - Big Willie?
« Reply #2004 on: January 26, 2013, 12:15:07 am »
This makes me hate the racing presidents a bit less...

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Re: Define Natitude: Name that President - Big Willie?
« Reply #2005 on: January 26, 2013, 12:37:45 am »
When can I apply to be Taft?

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Re: Define Natitude: Name that President - Big Willie?
« Reply #2006 on: January 26, 2013, 01:13:36 am »
I'm assuming there will be a Teddy-Taft match race, right?

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Re: Define Natitude: Name that President - Big Willie?
« Reply #2007 on: January 26, 2013, 03:30:19 am »
That's an odd choice, but whatever.  I liked the original 4 because they were the Rushmore presidents.  I was hoping for Ol' Hickory Andrew Jackson, but the Native American population hates MLB enough.

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Re: Define Natitude: Name that President - Big Willie?
« Reply #2008 on: January 26, 2013, 07:03:54 am »
When can I apply to be Taft?
My money is on MDS getting the job.

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Re: Define Natitude: Name that President - Big Willie?
« Reply #2009 on: January 26, 2013, 08:33:56 am »
Quote
  I liked the original 4 because they were the Rushmore presidents. 

Agreed...enough already...

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Re: Define Natitude: Name that President - Big Willie?
« Reply #2010 on: January 26, 2013, 09:23:19 am »


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Re: Define Natitude: Name that President - Big Willie?
« Reply #2011 on: January 26, 2013, 09:48:11 pm »

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Re: Define Natitude: Name that President - Big Willie?
« Reply #2012 on: January 26, 2013, 09:50:47 pm »
Thanks PB for the image... he definitely looks more refined than the original 4 in that suit... also he looks quite trim.

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Re: Define Natitude: Name that President - Big Willie?
« Reply #2013 on: January 26, 2013, 09:50:57 pm »
Too skinny.

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Re: Define Natitude: Name that President - Big Willie?
« Reply #2014 on: January 26, 2013, 09:54:26 pm »
Thanks PB for the image... he definitely looks more refined than the original 4 in that suit... also he looks quite trim.

With that mustache, the eyes, and the trash talking on Twitter, Big Chief is definitely being set up to play the villain role.  He got pissed when me and my girls started yelling Let's go Teddy at him.  As someone who roots for the bad guys in the movies, I'm digging big Bill (even if he's not as big as would be historically accurate).

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Re: Define Natitude: Name that President - Big Willie?
« Reply #2015 on: January 26, 2013, 09:55:17 pm »
Too skinny.

They didn't have stomach stapling back in the day, with modern medicine he's ready to run.  81 wins or bust.

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Re: Define Natitude: Name that President - Big Willie?
« Reply #2016 on: January 26, 2013, 10:06:52 pm »
With that mustache, the eyes, and the trash talking on Twitter, Big Chief is definitely being set up to play the villain role.  He got pissed when me and my girls started yelling Let's go Teddy at him.  As someone who roots for the bad guys in the movies, I'm digging big Bill (even if he's not as big as would be historically accurate).
Ok that'll be an interesting take on the race. I was definitely hoping for some sort of joker/mischief maker in the race but Bill fits the bill it seems.

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Re: Define Natitude: Name that President - Big Willie?
« Reply #2017 on: January 26, 2013, 10:23:37 pm »
why the freak do we have an anorexic taft?

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Re: Define Natitude: Name that President - Big Willie?
« Reply #2019 on: January 27, 2013, 02:47:18 am »
Surely you saw the Chad Cordero and Dmitri Young bobbleheads?  All caricatures in the Nats organisation are required to attend an aggressive fat camp.

why the freak do we have an anorexic taft?

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Re: Define Natitude: Name that President - Big Willie?
« Reply #2020 on: January 27, 2013, 08:24:08 am »

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Re: Define Natitude: Name that President - Big Willie?
« Reply #2021 on: January 27, 2013, 09:15:37 am »
Too skinny.

+1. Everything says that Taft was as big as a house.

Great choice though. I thought of Taft for the same reason: he threw out the first pitch; first president to do that. Now someone has to remind Selig that baseball doesn't start until the President throws of the first pitch. Nats at home and Cincy at home: the first two games.

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Re: Define Natitude: Name that President - Big Willie?
« Reply #2022 on: January 27, 2013, 09:22:41 am »
Looks like Mark Twain  ....

Twain was too nice, take a look at Big Chief, he's evil to the core.

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Re: Define Natitude: Name that President - Big Willie?
« Reply #2023 on: January 27, 2013, 09:45:02 am »
Twain was too nice, take a look at Big Chief, he's evil to the core.

Twain does have a grin.   :)

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Re: Define Natitude: Name that President - Big Willie?
« Reply #2024 on: January 27, 2013, 09:50:01 am »
So why bother with Taft if you're going to make him skinny