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Offline PANatsFan

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Matt Stairs needs to be swallowed up by a haboob
« on: July 07, 2011, 11:13:43 pm »
Also, he has haboobs.
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Offline Tyler Durden

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Re: Matt Stairs needs to be swallowed up by a haboob
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2011, 05:37:36 am »
What about Coffey?
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Offline PANatsFan

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Re: Matt Stairs needs to be swallowed up by a haboob
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2011, 07:29:13 am »
Quote from: Tyler Durden on July 08, 2011, 05:37:36 am
What about Coffey?

No haboob is big enough for both of them.
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Offline Obed_Marsh

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Re: Matt Stairs needs to be swallowed up by a haboob
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2011, 07:52:13 am »
He is too busy trying to get Morse into the all star game.
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Offline PANatsFan

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Re: Matt Stairs needs to be swallowed up by a haboob
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2011, 08:11:19 am »
Quote from: Obed_Marsh on July 09, 2011, 07:52:13 am
He is too busy trying to get Morse into the all star game.

There is no All-star game, only haboob.


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Offline CALSGR8

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Re: Matt Stairs needs to be swallowed up by a haboob
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2011, 08:26:56 am »
I'm not getting something.  What's a haboob?
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Re: Matt Stairs needs to be swallowed up by a haboob
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2011, 08:54:03 am »
Quote from: CALSGR8 on July 09, 2011, 08:26:56 am
I'm not getting something.  What's a haboob?

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Offline CALSGR8

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Re: Matt Stairs needs to be swallowed up by a haboob
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2011, 09:10:50 am »
Oh, ok.  A Dust storm!
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Offline Obed_Marsh

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Re: Matt Stairs needs to be swallowed up by a haboob
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2011, 09:13:37 am »
A sand storm really. Created when a thunderstorm collapses and creates a downdraft. They can be huge; like fifty miles wide, maybe more.
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Re: Matt Stairs needs to be swallowed up by a haboob
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2011, 09:17:04 am »
Looks like some of the storms I've seen pictures of from Iraq when a friend of mine was there.  Looks like a sand Tsunami!
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Re: Matt Stairs needs to be swallowed up by a haboob
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2011, 11:19:35 am »
Quote from: PANatsFan on July 08, 2011, 07:29:13 am
No haboob is big enough for both of them.

lol.
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Offline Minty Fresh

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Re: Matt Stairs needs to be swallowed up by a haboob
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2011, 12:37:05 pm »
Methinks PA has a new favorite word.
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Offline Strasburg37

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Re: Matt Stairs needs to be swallowed up by a haboob
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2011, 12:39:11 pm »
"These guys are the mentors of these young players. We have a good core of good young players, and believe me, the addition of Matt Stairs and Laynce Nix and Jerry Hairston Jr. - along with [the fact that] they're pretty darn good baseball players, know their roles and have excelled at the role of being a bench player - that is one of the big reasons that these guys are on the club, is to teach these good young prospect players how to be Major Leaguers."

~Mike Rizzo

Three months later, Nix seems to have forgotten his role as a bench player, Stairs is hitting .150 with 0 HR, and Hairston is on the DL.  Awesome bench!
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Re: Strasburg37 needs to be swallowed up by a haboob
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2011, 12:39:12 pm »
Quote from: Minty Fresh on July 09, 2011, 12:37:05 pm
Methinks PA has a new favorite word.

In his lifetime, a man can never see enough haboobs.
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Offline Minty Fresh

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Re: Matt Stairs needs to be swallowed up by a haboob
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2011, 12:40:59 pm »
Quote from: Strasburg37 on July 09, 2011, 12:39:11 pm
"These guys are the mentors of these young players. We have a good core of good young players, and believe me, the addition of Matt Stairs and Laynce Nix and Jerry Hairston Jr. - along with [the fact that] they're pretty darn good baseball players, know their roles and have excelled at the role of being a bench player - that is one of the big reasons that these guys are on the club, is to teach these good young prospect players how to be Major Leaguers."

~Mike Rizzo

Three months later, Nix seems to have forgotten his role as a bench player, Stairs is hitting .150 with 0 HR, and Hairston is on the DL.  Awesome bench!

Troll.
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Offline Strasburg37

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Re: Matt Stairs needs to be swallowed up by a haboob
« Reply #15 on: July 09, 2011, 12:42:02 pm »
It's possible to troll a thread about a guy being swallowed up by a haboob?
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Offline houston-nat

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Re: Strasburg37 needs to be swallowed up by a haboob
« Reply #16 on: July 09, 2011, 12:42:49 pm »
Quote from: Strasburg37 on July 09, 2011, 12:39:11 pm
Nix seems to have forgotten his role as a bench player

Wait. Are you actually criticizing a player for being TOO GOOD to be on the bench?
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Offline Minty Fresh

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Re: Matt Stairs needs to be swallowed up by a haboob
« Reply #17 on: July 09, 2011, 12:43:51 pm »
Quote from: Strasburg37 on July 09, 2011, 12:42:02 pm
It's possible to troll a thread about a guy being swallowed up by a haboob?

If you think not, I guess not.  But the constant digs at Rizzo aren't clever.  They're tiring.
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Offline Minty Fresh

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Re: Matt Stairs needs to be swallowed up by a haboob
« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2011, 12:44:14 pm »
Quote from: houston-nat on July 09, 2011, 12:39:12 pm
In his lifetime, a man can never see enough haboobs.

Indeed. 
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Offline Strasburg37

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Re: Matt Stairs needs to be swallowed up by a haboob
« Reply #19 on: July 09, 2011, 12:44:18 pm »
Not at all, houston-nat.  I love Nix.  I'm criticizing Rizzo for putting him down and saying "he knows his role as a bench player."  He was much better than that and I'm glad he proved his GM wrong.
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Offline houston-nat

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Re: Strasburg37 needs to log out and feel up some haboobs
« Reply #20 on: July 09, 2011, 12:45:38 pm »
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Offline Minty Fresh

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Re: Matt Stairs needs to be swallowed up by a haboob
« Reply #21 on: July 09, 2011, 12:48:20 pm »
Quote from: Strasburg37 on July 09, 2011, 12:44:18 pm
Not at all, houston-nat.  I love Nix.  I'm criticizing Rizzo for putting him down and saying "he knows his role as a bench player."  He was much better than that and I'm glad he proved his GM wrong.

Well then, how exactly does your post relate to Matt Stairs or a haboob? 

But you don't want to derail a thread.  :smh:
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Offline Strasburg37

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Re: Matt Stairs needs to be swallowed up by a haboob
« Reply #22 on: July 09, 2011, 12:51:27 pm »
Mike Rizzo is the person keeping Matt Stairs on the roster.
Mike Rizzo is the person keeping Matt Stairs on the roster.
Mike Rizzo is the person keeping Matt Stairs on the roster.
Mike Rizzo is the person keeping Matt Stairs on the roster.
Mike Rizzo is the person keeping Matt Stairs on the roster.

Anyone who complains about Stairs has to complain about Rizzo.  Because literally NOBODY who knows anything about the Nationals wants Stairs on the team.  Rizzo is the only person.  I guess the only reason to be mad at Stairs is because he hasn't, to this point, had the decency to simply retire.
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Offline Minty Fresh

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Re: Matt Stairs needs to be swallowed up by a haboob
« Reply #23 on: July 09, 2011, 12:52:22 pm »
Yes.  When my players suck at hitting, I blame the general manager.

I see it now.
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Offline houston-nat

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Re: Has Strasburg37 ever seen a haboob?
« Reply #24 on: July 09, 2011, 12:55:40 pm »
Quote from: Strasburg37 on July 09, 2011, 12:51:27 pm
literally NOBODY who knows anything about the Nationals wants Stairs on the team.

I want Matt Stairs on the team.
Actually, I don't. But your stridency, anger, vindictiveness, and all-around lack of self-control are annoying me so much that at this point I'll say pretty much anything to annoy you.

Quote from: Strasburg37 on July 09, 2011, 12:51:27 pm
Mike Rizzo is the person keeping Matt Stairs on the roster.
Mike Rizzo is the person keeping Matt Stairs on the roster.
Mike Rizzo is the person keeping Matt Stairs on the roster.
Mike Rizzo is the person keeping Matt Stairs on the roster.
Mike Rizzo is the person keeping Matt Stairs on the roster.

Mike Rizzo has improved the team by 20 wins in 2 years.
Mike Rizzo has improved the team by 20 wins in 2 years.
Mike Rizzo has improved the team by 20 wins in 2 years.
Mike Rizzo has improved the team by 20 wins in 2 years.
Mike Rizzo has improved the team by 20 wins in 2 years.
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