I was up there tonight and watched him get picked off at first - with a right-hander on the mound - twice. In his first two at bats. Well, one pick-off, one run-down when he was flat caught off first. The season ticket holders behind me said he's not going anywhere soon, that these gaffes are common, that he looks dis-interested a lot.
No, no, that's impossible.
Didn't you hear?
Harper needs to "learn."
Because we have so many great hitters already in our lineup.