I can imagine that Kearns or WMP would be a far cry better than Fat Belly, Cast-no, and Orr-my-God I can't believe I'm on a major league roster.
WMP hit two home runs last season with a pathetic clip, Kearns wasn't much better with 7 long balls and a .217 average in 313 at bats. Neither one has lived up to their "potential".
We already lost the best option, he went to the Yankees. There is no need to get obsessed with the sloppy seconds, which Dunn is. If he was as good as you are touting, he would of been picked up a long time ago and given his outlandish demands. If we get him, fine. If we don't, I'm not going to throw a tantrum about it.
And to be completely fair to you, I will do one better than eating crow: the day Adam Dunn signs with the Nationals, just for you, I will design, complete, and post just the gayiest, most man-loving, avatar of Adam Dunn I can come up with (PG, of course, Chief) and have it as my avatar for a full month.
So let it be written, so let it be done.
Did Teix get his 10 year deal? No. Did Burrell get a crazy contract? No. Is someone going to give Manny six years like he wanted? No. If some idiot out there gives Dunn a 5 year deal/75 million bucks, I'll laugh and say I'm glad that wasn't us.
And yeah Teix was our best option. But that doesn't mean we should sit on our asses and not go out there and find that freaking dog. That doesn't mean we should wave the white towel and say okay we're content with what we had last season.
And some of you have a problem with reading, because I never said I'm obssessed with Dunn, nor do I think he's the savior. I think he'd help out, that's all. I wanted Teix, we lost out on him, which hurt. But Dunn would still help a club that lost 102 freaking games last year, go in the right direction.
What you do with your avatars, fine by me.