OK, since I'm bored, here are my ring tones...
Techno version of the Hockey Night In Canada theme - Most hockey related calls
With the sole hockey exception being: I'm a Loser (by the Beatles) when local team GM calls) ....Yep, he's an a-hole....
Ghost Busters theme - Family
Twilight Zone theme - Text messages (I rarely text message)
Knock on door (sound effect) - Unidentified numbers
You Sexy Thing (by Hot Chocolate) - Specials