GUUUZ has somehow managed to alter his molecular structure tonight: balls in play are having the incredible knack of dodging out of the way of the zippy shortstop. A throwing error gets him to first, a throwing error gets him to second, a tagging error gets him to third, and BADA-BING: a run scored.
GOOOOOOOOOOO HECTOR!
(now I'm gonna step outside a bit to socialize with my dorm-mates.)