A catch-all post, so I'm not wasting as much board space:
The Rosetta Stone... (keeping the mind sharp)
Ou speudo katheudein alla akouo angelou Nationalon. Ethelo nikan.
Je ne dors pas mais j'?coute l'?mission des Nationals. Je veux gagner.
I am not sleeping but listening to the Nationals broadcast. I want to win.
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Sounds like the San Diego fans are PISSED. Who shat in their coffee this morning? How bad is the officiating, really, for those who are watching the game?
Deivi Cruz -- OUT
I'm going to keep this up until the Chief comes out -- but Bergmann is pitching in the bullpen because I don't think that this is a save situation. I didn't catch who this is at bat. And Dave Shea just said the exact same thing I just said about Bergmann and the Chief. The Dr. 'Dres fans are livid. I think every ball we get, they're gonna boo. Fearless prediction. This is the pitcher's spot, I think. No, it's Wilkie. Cruz was the pitcher's spot: no crap, Sherlock. Here comes Frank -- and here come the boobirds! -- but why? We're getting the calls. Our strikes are their balls.
Wilkerson -- BASE HIT!!!
With all the crap the Padres are giving the umps, it'll be crap if FR gets tossed. And I was wrong yet again -- why did I think Cruz? Because Wilkerson was at bat? Who started at 2B? Damned if I know. Double-switches can freak a guy over. Carlos Baerga is up. I really like this guy. He kind of sucks as a player but he looks like a really nice person, the kind of chubby jolly guy who's just a barrel of monkeys to be around. He looks a bit like a sausage (it first came to me while playing in Milwaukee).
Baerga - OUT 2 and DOUBLE PLAY OUT 3.
End of inning, end of post.