Happy Holidays to all WNFF'ers, of all faiths and none.
A man is walking past his local church hall when he notices a banner hung over the entrance - 'Christmas Bizarre - Today from 10 AM'. 'Oh dear'. he thought - 'someone should tell them about that'. So he walked along the path, to the entrance. Sitting in the porch, at one of those small, green baize topped card tables, with a bowl to collect the entrance money, was a sweet little old lady. 'Excuse me', said the man, 'but has anyone realized that your banner is mis-spelt - it should read B-A-Z-A-A-R, not B-I-Z-A-R-R-E''. The sweet little old lady looked up, and with a knowing smile replied 'wait 'til you see inside...'
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