Someone please adopt FP's turtle

[houston-nat]

Red eared slider aquatic turtle for adoption, previous owner one FP Santangelo:
https://twitter.com/FightinHydrant/status/1044969948379058176

Its name is Spanky, of course.

[Ali the Baseball Cat]

Put Spanky in the broadcast booth.  Colour commentator.

[Natsinpwc]

Red eared slider aquatic turtle for adoption, previous owner one FP Santangelo:
https://twitter.com/FightinHydrant/status/1044969948379058176

Its name is Spanky, of course.

We had one of those. Kept growing. One time we rented a beach house in Duck that had a pond. Took him there and released him. They smell after a while. Hope Rocky is still thriving.

[nfotiu]

Those damn things live longer than humans!   My son got two of them 6 years ago when he was 6.  I tell him he's bringing them to college with him!

[GburgNatsFan]

Those damn things live longer than humans!   My son got two of them 6 years ago when he was 6.  I tell him he's bringing them to college with him!

At least they are not exotic. That is to say, you can bring them to a lake with a population of turtles...

[Natsinpwc]

At least they are not exotic. That is to say, you can bring them to a lake with a population of turtles...

Exactly.

[Ali the Baseball Cat]

And people get mad at me for suggesting that they dump their annoying rugrats at an amusement park 

At least they are not exotic. That is to say, you can bring them to a lake with a population of turtles...

[Panther Modern]

Colour

[Ali the Baseball Cat]

Take off, eh

[Panther Modern]

Take off, eh

 

[JCA-CrystalCity]

Red eared slider aquatic turtle for adoption, previous owner one FP Santangelo:
https://twitter.com/FightinHydrant/status/1044969948379058176

Its name is Spanky, of course.

Spanky?  I know some folks who would call him "Soupy."

[imref]

can he pitch in relief?

[JCA-CrystalCity]

can he pitch in relief?

I would not pitch him.  He's likely to get shelled.

[blue911]

I would not pitch him.  He's likely to get shelled.

Snappy comeback