Author Topic: Nationals @ Yankees, Game 2 (Read 12606 times)

nats2playoffs · « **Reply #300 on:** June 13, 2018, 09:55:06 pm »

Quote from: mitlen on June 13, 2018, 09:46:03 pm

I lived in a questionable place back in the 70s .... stuff was missin' all the time in the building. One day, the perps asked if they could use my place to sell some wares. I sez, "Sure" My buddy comes in and pulls me aside. He sez, "Hey, that's my tennis racket. What should I do?" I sez, "Buy it. They only want five bucks."

ghostface · « **Reply #301 on:** June 13, 2018, 09:55:13 pm »

FP going into yet again another Yankee stadium lovefest

imref · « **Reply #302 on:** June 13, 2018, 09:55:19 pm »

Quote from: skippy1999 on June 13, 2018, 09:54:49 pm

Do something good Bryce!

I doubt that was what you had in mind.

Slateman · « **Reply #303 on:** June 13, 2018, 09:55:30 pm »

Can we just DL him at this point?

mitlen · « **Reply #304 on:** June 13, 2018, 09:55:43 pm »

Quote from: skippy1999 on June 13, 2018, 09:54:49 pm

Do something good Bryce!

Who?

spidernat · « **Reply #305 on:** June 13, 2018, 09:56:36 pm »

Quote from: tomterp on June 13, 2018, 09:53:17 pm

Ok smarty pants, I got you on the grammar/spelling/word choice watch list.

I was too busy laughing at your gaffe to comment on the post. What was your father going to do if he spotted your stuff? Because he may have regretted that decision.

NatNasty · « **Reply #306 on:** June 13, 2018, 09:58:09 pm »

Quote from: tomterp on June 13, 2018, 09:44:18 pm

I have NO doubt that you could fill one. Wonder if there's a story limit to a thread. Chief?

Chapter 1: Jehovah's Witnesses

mitlen · « **Reply #307 on:** June 13, 2018, 09:58:26 pm »

Quote from: spidernat on June 13, 2018, 09:56:36 pm

I was too busy laughing at your gaffe to comment on the post. What was your father going to do if he spotted your stuff? Because he may have regretted that decision.

Buy it back.

mitlen · « **Reply #308 on:** June 13, 2018, 09:59:36 pm »

Quote from: NatNasty on June 13, 2018, 09:58:09 pm

Chapter 1: Jehovah's Witnesses

Chapter 1: In the beginning ....

I do have some Mormon missionary stories though.

nats2playoffs · « **Reply #309 on:** June 13, 2018, 10:00:00 pm »

I thought fer sure dat da Yankees wood instrux der pitchers ta hang up some fat pitches, soze Bryce Harper wud hit 2 homers, an want ta play in Yankee STADIUM all da times nextyear.

tomterp · « **Reply #310 on:** June 13, 2018, 10:00:16 pm »

Quote from: spidernat on June 13, 2018, 09:56:36 pm

I was too busy laughing at your gaffe to comment on the post. What was your father going to do if he spotted your stuff? Because he may have regretted that decision.

Well duh. I'm pretty sure he was going to jump out of the car, stride over to the perps and explain the logic of why they needed to return the goods to him.

Ali the Baseball Cat · « **Reply #311 on:** June 13, 2018, 10:02:15 pm »

That was a crap pitch

tomterp · « **Reply #312 on:** June 13, 2018, 10:02:18 pm »

Why does Madson suck?

Mathguy · « **Reply #313 on:** June 13, 2018, 10:03:06 pm »

I have my own story about being possessed by the devil. MDS would love it

Quote from: mitlen on June 13, 2018, 09:59:36 pm

Chapter 1: In the beginning ....

I do have some Mormon missionary stories though.

Smithian · « **Reply #314 on:** June 13, 2018, 10:03:15 pm »

Nationals need an old timer's day so we can watch Lastings Millage, Colin Balester, Elijah Dukes, Odalis Perez and others play a solid Single A game of baseball.