Topper Shutt sez ....
Topper Shutt? he was a local weatherman in this area some time ago and notorious for missing snow/sleet forecasts
in fact there was a radio jingle that went something like this, to the tune of Let it Snow:
well, the weather outside's not frightful
and i'm feeling kinda spiteful
and there's something Topper Shutt should know
he's a ho, he's a ho, he's a ho