Lol please this is a navy medical facility, I think I'd have to lose a limb to get any pain meds 
When I was runnin' every morning, I fell (in the winter on the ice) and ended up crackin' my rib. Got home and the missus had some old Vicodin in the medicine cabinet. I took one and went to work. I worked in a card access area. About an hour in, I closed the door and took a nap.
