I think we should have a thread dedicated to stupid stuff that Metro and other mass transit systems do. General comments about ineptitude, breakdowns, rodents, construction, unannounced delays, early shutdowns, etc... As well as occasional praise (like, "Hey, I got from Crystal City to Archives and only got exposed to bronchitis-inducing hacking by the guy behind me once!").
In this spirit, I enjoyed the announcement today when I got off my train, "for riders on the orange, blue and silver lines, we are experiencing delays between MacPherson Square and (I forget where) due to (something or other) heading towards Largo and New Carrollton." thanks for the news when we are in the system and stuck. Might as well have been "for riders on the orange, blue, and silver lines heading towards New Carrollton and Largo, you are freaked."