Have a Nats cap on?
By the way: you don't have to take the day off if you get to a "certain" age and the boss says, "We need to make the company younger..." You can look forward to it?
Of course, Opening Day always happened in Griffith Stadium, with the Stadium dressed out in red-white-and-blue bunting, later in April, with warmer weather, and the President throwing a baseball from his box on the 3B side. At least the weather always seemed perfect. Here in NYC, it's chilly and raining.