Okay Chiefy, what on earth is Chad doing in that avatar photo?
Was he
1) Signaling for aliens to land and pick him up (to return home)?
2) Trying to get a walk by making the pitcher feel sorry for him, because he's retarded?
3) Charging the mound to start a well-armed fight?
Chad Cordero,
Reading his glove's mind
to decide the next pitch