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Re: NFL Thread (2015)
« Reply #2150 on: January 16, 2016, 11:38:23 pm »
Green bay's defense forgot all the things

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Re: NFL Thread (2015)
« Reply #2151 on: January 16, 2016, 11:38:44 pm »
The Hail Mary/No Flip game.

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Re: NFL Thread (2015)
« Reply #2152 on: January 16, 2016, 11:39:49 pm »
Lol, all for nothing

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Re: NFL Thread (2015)
« Reply #2153 on: January 17, 2016, 12:54:27 am »
There's nothing in the rules that says the coin must flip majestically through the air while the moonlight hits it as it crashes back to Earth...though I'd love to see that rule. :)

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« Reply #2154 on: January 17, 2016, 07:51:17 am »
There's nothing in the rules that says the coin must flip majestically through the air while the moonlight hits it as it crashes back to Earth...though I'd love to see that rule. :)
Is there anything in the rulebook that says that the ref can't to-do it?

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Re: NFL Thread (2015)
« Reply #2155 on: January 17, 2016, 09:25:58 am »
Palmer thinks he's still playing for Cincy.

If he were playing for Cincinnati, he'd be on the "out" list.    He'd be hurt.

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Re: NFL Thread (2015)
« Reply #2156 on: January 17, 2016, 09:43:28 am »
Which Peyton Manning will show up today?

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Re: NFL Thread (2015)
« Reply #2157 on: January 17, 2016, 09:47:06 am »
Which Peyton Manning will show up today?
Well, it's cold, and it's the playoffs, so yeah.

Better question is will rape boy be able to do anything with a torn shoulder and no Antonio Brown

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« Reply #2158 on: January 17, 2016, 10:16:02 am »
Which Peyton Manning will show up today?

"Normal" Peyton will be fine.     At this point, he's average on a good day physically.

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Re: NFL Thread (2015)
« Reply #2159 on: January 17, 2016, 11:39:41 am »
Don't let him have the crossing routes within 5 yards and challenge him to beat you deep and see if he can get it done.

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« Reply #2160 on: January 17, 2016, 11:42:42 am »
Don't let him have the crossing routes within 5 yards and challenge him to beat you deep and see if he can get it done.

Agreed.   Steelers secondary will be important (for me).   They're pretty bad and can't tackle either.

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Re: NFL Thread (2015)
« Reply #2161 on: January 17, 2016, 11:46:36 am »
Not really surprised the Pats threw with under 2 minutes left.  Very lucky, of course, but they needed a first to run out the clock w/o handing the ball back to KC.  This is very similar to the game, I think maybe around 2006, when BB went for it on 4th and the pass to Faulk ended up short.  He prefers to give the offense a chance to win the game when they are in a position to do so.  The run wasn't doing anything, especially after Jackson on 1st down got stuffed, so he figured 2 passes on 2d and 3d, one would work.  TB forced it and they were lucky it was not picked.  He has to make a better decision there and on the lefty pass, where he should have eaten it and let the clock run.  Another run and a punt would have eaten more than a minute or burned KC time outs

The game reminded me of 2006 - 11 when the team lacked an ability to run the clock out with a lead late.  Last year, Blount and others fixed that somewhat, but the 2006 AFC championship game, the 2007 superbowl, and the 2011 superbowl all had the Pats blowing big late leads because they were not capable of having a realistic chance of picking up 1st downs late without passing.  I never felt the lead was comfortable yesterday because I thought KC could mount a drive at any time. The 3d down defense was horrible for the Pats all day.  Thank you KC for huddling on the last drive rather than letting Smith win the game.  It will forever be known as The Other Long March.

Mitlen can probably tell you about the first Long March.  Would have been several months shorter if Mao had listened to his wife and asked for direction.

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Re: NFL Thread (2015)
« Reply #2162 on: January 17, 2016, 11:56:27 am »
Mitlen can probably tell you about the first Long March.  Would have been several months shorter if Mao had listened to his wife and asked for direction.

Mao's such a rookie.    We came up with this saying over 2,000 years before Mao.   It was a cold winter's day  .....

 "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step."

Is it 4:30 yet?     This is a long day.     Put the flag out at 0800 and texted a photo to the appropriate fans in W. PA.    I have two buddies in CO.   I'll text the picture to them later because of the time difference.

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Re: NFL Thread (2015)
« Reply #2163 on: January 17, 2016, 01:16:27 pm »
BA HA HA HA Wilson throws a Pick 6

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« Reply #2164 on: January 17, 2016, 01:21:59 pm »
Agreed.   Steelers secondary will be important (for me).   They're pretty bad and can't tackle either.

Safeties and LB's will be the key.

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Re: NFL Thread (2015)
« Reply #2165 on: January 17, 2016, 01:28:56 pm »
These guys are just freaking stupid.

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Re: NFL Thread (2015)
« Reply #2166 on: January 17, 2016, 01:33:29 pm »
Third Leg Greg 4 MVP.

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Re: NFL Thread (2015)
« Reply #2167 on: January 17, 2016, 01:35:18 pm »
Welp, this game is over. Carolina gonna take em out to the wood shed and go in dry

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Re: NFL Thread (2015)
« Reply #2168 on: January 17, 2016, 01:45:17 pm »
I didn't see this coming.

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Re: NFL Thread (2015)
« Reply #2169 on: January 17, 2016, 01:50:30 pm »
Definitely need to give the ball to "Fat" Mike Tolbert more.

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Re: NFL Thread (2015)
« Reply #2170 on: January 17, 2016, 02:02:57 pm »
Welp, this game is over. Carolina gonna take em out to the wood shed and go in dry

No crap this is a thorough ass whopping. :shock:

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Re: NFL Thread (2015)
« Reply #2171 on: January 17, 2016, 02:04:15 pm »
NOt even putting some spit on it.

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Re: NFL Thread (2015)
« Reply #2172 on: January 17, 2016, 02:16:02 pm »


    You know the death scene in Bone Tomahawk? That's this game


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Re: NFL Thread (2015)
« Reply #2173 on: January 17, 2016, 02:18:51 pm »
Can't wait to hear all of the whining over the field being "garbage".  KEEP POUNDING.

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Re: NFL Thread (2015)
« Reply #2174 on: January 17, 2016, 02:21:42 pm »
Cant see Carson Palmer beating Carolina.