No way a 60 pound single-speed schwinn makes it up that hill, even with Eddy Merckx pushing the pedals. Nuh-uh.
A friend and I somehow made it down Wisconsin Ave from the Cathedral to Georgetown on a steel Schwinn tandem whose drum brake failed...we must have been going 50 when we blew through traffic at a red light at Q St. No helmets of course (not that it would have mattered much at that point). Those old steel bikes weighed a LOT.
We somehow made the left turn at M St and eventually lost enough speed to stop with the front caliper and feet on the ground.
Tell ya what, I've seen folks go up longer hills on a single speed Schwinn. We used to bet each other. Sometime we'd tack back and forth. On occasion, one of us would make it straight up the hill. BTW, I never saw a 60 pound Schwinn. Hell, a 60 pound anything would have weighed almost as much as some of the riders.
Speaking of "stories", I'd like to see two kids come down Wisconsin (with trolley tracks) going 50 and then hooking a left onto M ST.
