What we've needed - PUTIN!
You think the Rockies are tough? Try the Urals and the Caucausus!
You think Denver gets snow? Try Siberia!
You think the NSA is intrusive? Need we compare?
PUTIN never loses. Sure, he usually rigs things, but hey, any man that can charm the goat that cursed the Cubs can convince a baby screech that he is the mascot of a winner.