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Our grand quest begins in the LoD fortress. Lord Spider is getting some help in building two clockwork robots from his drug dealer Olivia. She's quite good with machines.

Suddenly, new recruit Mattionals appears, informing them that CMD and Hammonds have captured a person of interest.

CMD tells Spider that this fellow they have captured was heard boasting that he knows the location of a great treasure.

After some mild screwdriver-to-eye torture, the dude spills the location of the treasure.

Spider ponders the situation while Mattionals disposes of the dude. (And Hammonds cleans up. Spider doesn't like bloody messes in his fortress.)

Spider summons CMD, Sportsfan, and Obed, and they set off in search of loot.

The group reaches the area specified. While Sportsfan stabs cabbage, Spider notices that a command prompt appears when standing near a small tree.

Unfortunately, the grey chest cannot be opened.

A leprechaun appears out of nowhere and tells them that he'll reveal where the key to the chest is if they recover his pot of gold from a traveling trader who took it from it's hiding place.

Spider's epic intimidation skills don't work on this leprechaun, so they're forced to try to retrieve the pot of gold.

And so they walk.

They locate the beret-wearing merchant, but he tells them that the pot of gold was stolen from him by a bandit.

And so they walk.

The bandit tries to run, but Spider hits him with a spell.

A spell that splits the bandit in half. Damn. The bandit doesn't have the pot of gold on him, but he has a note from a well-known drug dealer from Talonjay. Spider theorizes that the bandit used the pot of gold to pay for his last fix.

And so they walk.

The drug dealer tells them that he knows where the pot of gold is, but he won't say where until they retrieve a medallion from a werewolf.

They find the werewolf and chase him through a forest.

The werewolf transforms. Spider and the group prepare for anything.

Tomterp!?

Tom tells them that he gave the medallion to a duo of adventurers who are trying to rescue a kid from an ogre.

Tom bids them farewell and leaves in the company of a familiar looking werewolf.

And so they walk.

They reach the adventurers, one of whom is Roger Bernadina. Bernie tells the Legionnaires that they can have the medallion if they help kill the ogre.

The ogre is dispatched with little difficulty, getting them some nice EXP in the process.

Bernie gives them the medallion and their reputation increases considerably in that town.

And so they walk.

They return to the drug dealer, who gives them the gold from the pot, but tells them that he sold the pot itself to a Roman who was headed to the town of Peggington.

Sportsfan runs him through and they keep the medallion too.

And so they walk.

Part two in the next post.

Vega · « **Reply #864 on:** February 12, 2012, 04:52:23 pm »

On the way to Peggington, the Legionnaires find the Roman lying severely wounded on the road.

Spider uses his surprisingly effective healing magics on the Roman.

The Roman tells Spider that he was attacked and robbed by a crazy jester from Peggington. They decide to team up and find the jester.

And so they walk.

The group finally reaches the bustling town of Peggington. The Roman says that the jester will probably be found in the tavern.

The guard at the door won't let them enter with their weapons, so they'll have to get creative.

Quite a party going on inside. To bad the party poopers have just entered.

Spider uses his excellent intimidation skills successfully. The jester says that he no longer has the pot; he sold it to a snake dude who wanted to use it as an offering to the Goddess of Liberty.

As they're leaving, the Roman asks Spider to kill the jester. After all, the wound that the jester inflicted would have killed the Roman if not for Spider's intervention.

A little known fact about Spider is that he has pretty solid necromancy skills.

Not something one sees everyday.

Oh damn.

The Roman thanks Spider for everything that he did and says that if Spider ever needs any help, he's ready to do whatever the LoD needs.

And so they walk.

They reach the cave that contains the shrine to the Goddess of Liberty. The snake guy is just exiting.

The snake guy says that he has already put the pot on the shrine, which is deep within the cave.

And, of course, the cave is full of very tough undead. Good opportunity to level up some though.

After some fierce fighting, they finally reach the shrine to the Goddess of Liberty. Unfortunately, she won't let them take the pot, and if they try, she'll zap them.

She says that if they want the pot, they'll have to go slay a dragon that is menacing a small group of Bantaran rangers.

And so they walk.

They reach the rangers, who are located at a small outpost deep within the Bantaran forest.

The dragon attacks! The Legionnaires help the rangers fight it.

Sportsfan delivers the fatal blow for massive EXP.

The rangers are eternally grateful. They give the Legionnaires massive loot in thanks.

And so they walk.

The Goddess of Liberty is very pleased and she gives them the pot! Finally!

And so they walk very happily.

The leprechaun is quite thrilled. He tells them that an old man not far away has the key.

They locate the old man and ask him about the key.

He actually has it! And he gives it to them!

Got it! After all of that work, they've finally got the key to the grey chest!

At long last, the Legionnaires get to open the chest.

Inside is a map. A map that leads to a far off land, where an indescribably powerful treasure, the Light Blue Barrel, is hidden. Looks like the Legionnaires quest has just begun...

JCA-CrystalCity · « **Reply #865 on:** February 12, 2012, 05:29:31 pm »

The bar in Pegginton looks suspiciously like CCSP. I would have figured Spider for CCR.

Vega · « **Reply #866 on:** February 12, 2012, 09:33:43 pm »

This one is my favorite thus far. It took forever to do, but it was a lot of fun and I think it turned out very well. It's meant as a reference to the ridiculously elaborate quests found in some video games.

JCA-CrystalCity · « **Reply #867 on:** February 13, 2012, 08:02:09 am »

At some point, you need to create Blue911. He is not identified with any faction, including the GOInFU.

He speaks freely with all sides as long as he has a beer in his hand. He does not speak while he is drinking, but he is working on that. He is rendered nearly mute without a beer, however, no one has ever seen him without a beer except when he is ordering more beer (he only speaks to baretenders and wait staff when he has run out of beer, and the only thing he can say is order more beer).

He carries a Laser, which he uses against UZR.

He has a special power to settle arguments between all factions by getting them to focus on beer. And Ean Desmond's inability to properly charge a ball.

blue911 · « **Reply #868 on:** February 13, 2012, 08:21:57 am »

Quote from: JCA-CrystalCity on February 13, 2012, 08:02:09 am

At some point, you need to create Blue911. He is not identified with any faction, including the GOInFU.

He speaks freely with all sides as long as he has a beer in his hand. He does not speak while he is drinking, but he is working on that. He is rendered nearly mute without a beer, however, no one has ever seen him without a beer except when he is ordering more beer (he only speaks to baretenders and wait staff when he has run out of beer, and the only thing he can say is order more beer).

He carries a Laser, which he uses against UZR.

He has a special power to settle arguments between all factions by getting them to focus on beer. And Ean Desmond's inability to properly charge a ball.

He's already made a minifig of me.

JCA-CrystalCity · « **Reply #869 on:** February 13, 2012, 08:49:15 am »

Yes, but Vega needs backstory and superhuman qualities for you. The first two things I thought of were beer and your hatred for defensive metrics.

GburgNatsFan · « **Reply #870 on:** February 13, 2012, 08:58:03 am »

But JCA is absolutely right, the character of your minifig needs to be developed. To be, as he described, like your actual character.

Quote from: blue911 on February 13, 2012, 08:21:57 am

He's already made a minifig of me.

blue911 · « **Reply #871 on:** February 13, 2012, 09:10:38 am »

Quote from: GburgNatsFan on February 13, 2012, 08:58:03 am

But JCA is absolutely right, the character of your minifig needs to be developed. To be, as he described, like your actual character.

good lord, that's scary as hell.

JCA-CrystalCity · « **Reply #872 on:** February 13, 2012, 10:30:44 am »

You don't scare easily, as long as it isn't the middle of the 7th and they are about to close the beer concessions.

Minty Fresh · « **Reply #873 on:** February 13, 2012, 11:46:46 am »

Quote from: Nathan on February 11, 2012, 09:46:18 pm

I didn't see you in the Peggington Pub and therefore did not share with you. If you come to the GoINFU meetings you get 'shine and chicken.

hammondsnats · « **Reply #874 on:** February 13, 2012, 12:10:55 pm »

the "and so they walk" pics just killed me