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Offline Gleason2

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Nyjer Morgan - a constant source of entertainment
« on: June 10, 2011, 10:33:16 am »
Milwaukee’s Nyjer Morgan Provides The Post-Game Interview Of The Season

Avatar for Emma Carmichael Emma Carmichael —Milwaukee's Nyjer Morgan Provides The Post-Game Interview Of The Season Nyjer Morgan, the most glorious weirdo in Major League Baseball, put the Mets away with a walk-off double in the bottom of the ninth in Milwaukee last night. In his post-game interview with Fox Sports Wisconsin, Prince Fielder provided Morgan with a Gatorade bath, which this time around consisted entirely of Gatorade. The outfielder admitted that he'd thought the Brewers were leading when he connected — a statement that's totally supported by his look of genuine, joyful surprise as his teammates surround him in celebration. Mark it down before the next Verducci column: the new hitting technique is utter oblivion.

http://deadspin.com/5810351/milwaukees-nyjer-morgan-provides-the-post+game-interview-of-the-season

Offline natsfan4evr

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Re: Nyjer Morgan - a constant source of entertainment
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2011, 10:42:54 am »
No silver wig?
Looks like Tony Plush is about to make an appearance again.

People say Harper is cocky, but he has nothing on T-Plush.

Offline GNatsNoMore

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Re: Nyjer Morgan - a constant source of entertainment
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2011, 12:25:36 pm »
Milwaukee’s Nyjer Morgan Provides The Post-Game Interview Of The Season

Avatar for Emma Carmichael Emma Carmichael —Milwaukee's Nyjer Morgan Provides The Post-Game Interview Of The Season Nyjer Morgan, the most glorious weirdo in Major League Baseball, put the Mets away with a walk-off double in the bottom of the ninth in Milwaukee last night. In his post-game interview with Fox Sports Wisconsin, Prince Fielder provided Morgan with a Gatorade bath, which this time around consisted entirely of Gatorade. The outfielder admitted that he'd thought the Brewers were leading when he connected — a statement that's totally supported by his look of genuine, joyful surprise as his teammates surround him in celebration. Mark it down before the next Verducci column: the new hitting technique is utter oblivion.

http://deadspin.com/5810351/milwaukees-nyjer-morgan-provides-the-post+game-interview-of-the-season

Once again, Nyjer demonstrates that amazing baseball IQ we all remember him for.

Is there a thread yet in which we all can predict how many games/weeks/months it will be before Nyjer becomes persona non grata with his teammates and Brewers' management?  If not, someone should start one.  (It might keep some of us amused on off days).

Offline PatsNats28

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Re: Nyjer Morgan - a constant source of entertainment
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2011, 12:26:45 pm »
I give it till late August/September

Offline Mathguy

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Re: Nyjer Morgan - a constant source of entertainment
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2011, 12:44:15 pm »
I'm not sure it's quite an IQ thing.  There is a sort of goofiness in Nyger and it played out here

Once again, Nyjer demonstrates that amazing baseball IQ we all remember him for.

Is there a thread yet in which we all can predict how many games/weeks/months it will be before Nyjer becomes persona non grata with his teammates and Brewers' management?  If not, someone should start one.  (It might keep some of us amused on off days).

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Re: Nyjer Morgan - a constant source of entertainment
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2011, 05:25:14 pm »
Milwaukee’s Nyjer Morgan Provides The Post-Game Interview Of The Season

Avatar for Emma Carmichael Emma Carmichael —Milwaukee's Nyjer Morgan Provides The Post-Game Interview Of The Season Nyjer Morgan, the most glorious weirdo in Major League Baseball, put the Mets away with a walk-off double in the bottom of the ninth in Milwaukee last night. In his post-game interview with Fox Sports Wisconsin, Prince Fielder provided Morgan with a Gatorade bath, which this time around consisted entirely of Gatorade. The outfielder admitted that he'd thought the Brewers were leading when he connected — a statement that's totally supported by his look of genuine, joyful surprise as his teammates surround him in celebration. Mark it down before the next Verducci column: the new hitting technique is utter oblivion.

http://deadspin.com/5810351/milwaukees-nyjer-morgan-provides-the-post+game-interview-of-the-season
Seriously?  No one picked up on this?

Offline Revere7

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Re: Nyjer Morgan - a constant source of entertainment
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2011, 02:45:05 pm »
Nyjer Morgan aka Tony Plush appears to have Multiple Personality Disorder.  dude really puts the "mental" in Plushdamentals.

Offline mitlen

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Re: Nyjer Morgan - a constant source of entertainment
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2011, 02:46:20 pm »
People say Harper is cocky, but he has nothing on T-Plush.

... except Harper can play baseball.

Offline houston-nat

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Re: Nyjer Morgan - a constant source of entertainment
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2011, 10:00:53 am »
The outfielder admitted that he'd thought the Brewers were leading when he connected

Because, if the Brewers were leading, it would totally make sense for him to be batting IN THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH

Offline PatsNats28

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Re: Nyjer Morgan - a constant source of entertainment
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2011, 10:02:32 am »
Because, if the Brewers were leading, it would totally make sense for him to be batting IN THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH

You can't expect him to think that much ;)

Offline wpa2629

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Re: Nyjer Morgan - a constant source of entertainment
« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2011, 07:08:35 pm »
I swear he has a learning difference, ADHD or something. How do you not now what inning it is in a game you're playing? That's just not reasonable

Offline MarquisDeSade

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Re: Nyjer Morgan - a constant source of entertainment
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2011, 07:09:50 pm »
I swear he has a learning difference, ADHD or something. How do you not now what inning it is in a game you're playing? That's just not reasonable

I think the guy is just too coked out.