Houston Astros vs. Washington Nationals: Game 1
Minute Maid Super Fun Family Bonanza Land, Houston, Texas
7:05 P.M. local time (8:05 P.M. D.C. time), July 9, 2009A word to the wise: This is NOT the completion of the makeup game, but the full, brand-new game which will commence afterwards.

And now, the lineups!Note: These are projected lineups, as the real things will not appear until several hours before gametime. The projection may or may not be a total fabrication by yours truly.Houston Astros (41-42)Michael "Kiss My Astro" Bourn
Miguel "Stubborn as an Astro" Tejada
Lance "Fat-astro" Berkman
Carlos "Smells Like Astro" Lee
Geoff "That's a Hot Piece of Astro" Blum
Hunter "Horse's Astro" Pence
Kazuo "Astro-wipe" Matsui
Humberto "Such a Badastro" Quintero
Russ "Flossing His Astro" Ortiz
Washington Nationals (24-58)Nyjer "National Security" Morgan
Nick "National Enquirer" Johnson
Ryan "National Treasure" Zimmerman
Adam "National Highway System" Dunn
Josh "National Geographic" Willingham
Cristian "National Bestselling Romance Novel" Guzman
Ronnie "National Hot Dog Eating Contest Champion" Belliard
Josh "National Park Ranger" Bard
John "National Anthem" Lannan
Special "Deep in the Heart of Texas" Gameday Thread Contest: If you can name your favorite Texas-native beautiful female, and I verify her Texas birth and approve of the choice, and if the Nationals ever fall behind or take the lead by more than two runs, I will post photographic evidence of her good looks during the baseball game.