Author Topic: Gold Bond Nut Powder (Read 2852 times)

1995hoo · « **Topic Start:** June 23, 2009, 11:13:17 PM »

Couldn't find a link to this all-time legendary message board thread anywhere on WNFF, and no proper forum is complete without it!

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=375921

It's work-safe in the sense that there are no objectionable photos or any such thing, but be prepared to laugh your arse off such that reading it at work might not be the best idea in that sense.

UMDNats · « **Reply #1:** June 23, 2009, 11:18:10 PM »

i applaud you for bringing this great thread over to WNFF (i read it on the caps boards)

PANatsFan · « **Reply #2:** June 23, 2009, 11:19:20 PM »

I don't think I can handle 37 pages of that

Nat of the Living Dead · « **Reply #3:** June 23, 2009, 11:20:25 PM »

Heh, He said "pat your nuts."

1995hoo · « **Reply #4:** June 23, 2009, 11:25:24 PM »

Quote from: UMDNats on June 23, 2009, 11:18:10 PM

i applaud you for bringing this great thread over to WNFF (i read it on the caps boards)

For some reason, the moderators over there deleted the Anything But Hockey side!!!! Of course, that didn't stop me from working Gold Bond into a thread on the hockey side (and accusing the moderators of not liking Gold Bond).....at which time armychick then advised us that apparently Gold Bond is equally useful as a titty powder.

I first saw that thread linked on the UVA boards at TheSabre.com several years ago. It's still funny no matter how many times I see it.

PatsNats28 · « **Reply #5:** June 23, 2009, 11:33:36 PM »

The first page was hilarious enough. I can't even imagine the next 36. I didn't even know they had that type of crap.

UMDNats · « **Reply #6:** June 23, 2009, 11:45:19 PM »

Quote from: 1995hoo on June 23, 2009, 11:25:24 PM

For some reason, the moderators over there deleted the Anything But Hockey side!!!! Of course, that didn't stop me from working Gold Bond into a thread on the hockey side (and accusing the moderators of not liking Gold Bond).....at which time armychick then advised us that apparently Gold Bond is equally useful as a titty powder.

I first saw that thread linked on the UVA boards at TheSabre.com several years ago. It's still funny no matter how many times I see it.

yea, the lose of the ABH will slowly diminish the activity and sense of community there. it's a real big dagger

Nathan · « **Reply #7:** June 24, 2009, 09:43:28 PM »

OH MY GOD! That is hillarious. I've been missing out on that all these years.

Nathan · « **Reply #8:** July 02, 2009, 07:41:21 PM »

Just a quick tip here. If you are not a grundle duster, and want to give it a shot, I recommend starting out with the yellow.

Seriously. Don't try to be macho. Wait a while to step up to green. I won't elaborate, but just trust me. They ain't kiddin' when they say "Extra Strength"!

Ali the Baseball Cat · « **Reply #9:** July 02, 2009, 11:33:06 PM »

Powder sounds like something for old nags before church.

PANatsFan · « **Reply #10:** July 06, 2009, 08:28:15 PM »

1 week later, Nathan tried the fabled powder

x 1000

1995hoo · « **Reply #11:** July 22, 2011, 11:15:31 AM »

Some discussion on the Bumper Boards made me think of this thread, so I suppose in honor of the hot weather it's ideal time for a bump for those who have not experienced the wonders of this product on a hot day.

Terpfan76 · « **Reply #12:** July 22, 2011, 11:32:51 AM »

imref · « **Reply #13:** July 22, 2011, 11:45:20 AM »

i used this when on hikes/camping trips until I discovered body-glide - much more effective for preventing chaffing:

http://www.bodyglide.com/

GburgNatsFan · « **Reply #14:** July 22, 2011, 07:05:11 PM »

Thanks for bumping this. It's been years since I've read through this. Hysterical.

Ali the Baseball Cat · « **Reply #15:** July 22, 2011, 07:07:42 PM »

Man, was I wrong, that stuff is brilliant...

Quote from: Ali the Baseball Cat on July 02, 2009, 11:33:06 PM

Powder sounds like something for old nags before church.

houston-nat · « **Reply #16:** July 22, 2011, 07:10:46 PM »

Quote from: GburgNatsFan on July 22, 2011, 07:05:11 PM

Thanks for bumping this. It's been years since I've read through this. Hysterical.

Seconded.

Also, I'm about to go on a hiking holiday and am slightly seriously thinking about this... if they have it in Spain that is.

Nathan · « **Reply #17:** July 22, 2011, 07:34:35 PM »

I'm telling you, Gold Bond green is the way to go. I have a small travel size bottle of the yellow in my bag I carry to work in case an emergency reapplication is necessary, but it doesn't have the same kick as the green.

comish4lif · « **Reply #18:** July 23, 2011, 09:24:41 AM »

Quote from: Nathan on July 22, 2011, 07:34:35 PM

I'm telling you, Gold Bond green is the way to go. I have a small travel size bottle of the yellow in my bag I carry to work in case an emergency reapplication is necessary, but it doesn't have the same kick as the green.

The "green" is the way to go. It's like having an A/C unit in your shorts.

Terpfan76 · « **Reply #19:** July 23, 2011, 10:05:06 AM »

If you haven't tried Anti-Monkey Butt Powder, you're doing yourself a serious disservice! I always stuck with J&J Baby Powder, but the AMBP is way better. If it can keep your junk dry and unchaffed in prison, it should be a no-brainer.

Nathan · « **Reply #20:** July 23, 2011, 12:40:14 PM »

But does it have the same 1000 gnomes with icy fingers massaging your junk?

1995hoo · « **Reply #21:** July 23, 2011, 02:26:41 PM »

Quote from: Terpfan76 on July 23, 2011, 10:05:06 AM

If you haven't tried Anti-Monkey Butt Powder, you're doing yourself a serious disservice! I always stuck with J&J Baby Powder, but the AMBP is way better. If it can keep your junk dry and unchaffed in prison, it should be a no-brainer.

Does it prevent dingleberries when used on the arse (per the name "butt powder")?

PatsNats28 · « **Reply #22:** July 23, 2011, 02:29:19 PM »

Quote from: PatsNats28 on June 23, 2009, 11:33:36 PM

The first page was hilarious enough. I can't even imagine the next 36. I didn't even know they had that type of crap.

I was rereading that thread and then this one, and I was about to quote this saying that I was thinking the same exact thing when I realized it was me who wrote it (albeit two years ago).