Sort of like all the people who dressed up as Alexi Lalas at MetroStars games, I guess. A two-legged mascot...though in Sal fasano's case, a pretty good figurehead for the local fauna (he looks a lot like the bouncer who stopped me at the door of some crappy grabass bar in Devon, PA, who would not accept a U.S. passport as valid ID, since it wasn't issued by the Pennsylvania government...a dull and benighted land out the Main Line to the west of Philly, that's for sure) .