More back on topic, I think there is zero chance Harper gets traded. The return isn't worth the PR hit. If he's going to leave, you want to be able to point the finger 100% at him. Compare Pujols leaving the Cards to Stanton leaving the Marlins. The fans weren't pissed at the Cards, while the Marlins sound like they're shedding loyalty as well as salary.
Huh? I thought this thread was about gift etiquette.