They should created a new stat called an ST or LA - stand there or look at instead of AB for these chumps.
In my scorebooks I have created a few new stats just for the Nats:
- FPS: First Pitch Swing
- FCK: Full Count Strikeout
- RKK: Rally Killer Strikeout
- SWP: crappy Wild Pitch
- CSP: Complete crap Performance