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Offline Obed_Marsh

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Re: Nationals @ Braves, Game 2
« Reply #50: September 05, 2008, 08:22:44 PM »
5 runners stranded after 2 innings. SHOCKER! Nottttttttttttttttttttttttt

Nationals Fan: You lucky, lucky bastard.
Brian: What?
Nationals Fan: (with great bitterness) Proper little gaoler's pet, aren't we?
BRIAN (ruffled) What do you mean?
Nationals Fan: You must have slipped him a few shekels, eh?
BRIAN Slipped the umpire a few shekels!?  You saw us stand five runners in two innings!
Nationals Fan: Ohh!  What wouldn't I give to strand five runners in two innings!  I sometimes hang awake at nights dreaming of having five runners in two innings.
BRIAN Well, it's not exactly friendly, is it?  They stranded RISP ...
Nationals Fan:  RISP!  Oooh. (his eyes go quite dreamy) My idea of heaven is to be allowed to have RISP ... just for a few innings.  They must think the sun shines out of your arse, sonny!
BRIAN Listen!  They didn't score with the bases loaded.
Nationals Fan: Oh yeah?  The only load the bases against AAA callups...
Oh shut up.