I told myself I'd go to bed early if the Nats had a solid lead going into the late innings...
...but screw it.
LAUGH...the Nats are like a box of chocolates. 
Wow, that has got to be the single greatest metaphor I have EVER heard. Its so true!!
Simile.
Sorry, you got me before. I'm going to post about nothing but baseball from now on because I don't remember the last baseball-related post I did, and that's a bad thing.
ah, touche, I see we have a war of words here
