Oh you ain't heard yung, "40 is tha new 20" and "hate is tha new love".
Carpenter should add "
FARTS are the new colognes." Notice that he didn't say
Werth's NAME after he hit the 3-run jack? I JUST added Werth on Monday to my Forum rotisserie fantasy team. That guy is on fire, and the Phillies are FOOLS to have even had him on the bench.
Nationals 6
Phillies 6 Sutton, get me another beer.... and DO something wit dat DOO! GET IT? GET IT? HA HA!!