When he does manage to come, he always gloats about being first. Which, of course, birthed the art of competitive Bang Zoom posting.
And not being in the gameday thread more than a quarter of the time, you're expert on this, yes?
Me, I'm in here, if I'm lucky 10% of the time, and I doubt I've been able to be in here that much this year, because of a very lopsided work schedule, so I'm no expert at all. So, since you've been less absent than I have, I will proclaim you the expert and say, "Yea, OK, right"
Had I known bang zooming was an art, I would have taken up pottery...