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Attempt at witty joke - after The Flood, I bet Noah had a really challenging time keeping that smug expression off his face...
Michael Jackson and a hard-of-hearing eskimo went to the club. They danced so hard that their shoes come off. Michael finds his shoes easily because they are covered in rhinestones, but the hard-of-hearing eskimo cannot find his.They go to the bar. The hard-of-hearing eskimo asks Michael Jackson, "Hey, Michael Jackson, have you seen my moccasins?"Michael replies, "Yes, I saw your moccasins."But the hard-of-hearing eskimo doesn't hear him and asks again: "Hey, Michael Jackson, have you seen my moccasins?"Michael replies again, "Yes, I saw your moccasins."Again, the hard-of-hearing eskimo doesn't hear Michael Jackson and asks again. "Hey, Michael Jackson, have you seen my moccasins?"Michael replies, "Yes, I saw your moccasins."At this point, the bartender has become frustrated watching this exchange and leans forward to the hard-of-hearing eskimo and shouts, "For god's sake, Michael said Michael saw your moccasins! Michael said Michael saw your moccasins! Michael said Michael saw your moccasins!"
I don't wanna be starting something by posting this, but I heard this one the other day and laughed...
Kyle Harrison, former Giant, former Red Sox, emerging stud.All our righties in the line up tonight.
Griffin a solid 29 pitches through 2.
I don't get it...
You would think the Brewers fans would know the park's center field depth and wouldn't oh on every fly.
There's another factor to consider. I've noticed that the moment a ball comes off a bat, the crowd noise suddenly gets amped up. It's unnatural, I'm thinking they are doing that to create some sort of excitement. In other words, not the crowd, but rather the broadcast producers. I find it annoying.
We really found something with Griffin