If he plays one type of pitch particularly well or poorly - Sinker Winker.
If he puts all of his mental effort into the game - Thinker Winker.
If he loses sight of the ball in bright light - Blinker Winker
If he plays poorly for our 2024 Nationals - Stinker Winker.
If he becomes rather mischievous - Tinker Winker.
If he starts informal target shooting - Plinker Winker.
(just think of it as an endurance test...

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