An infinite number of mathematicians...
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c748kmvwyv9o
They wasted a lot of time and effort to prove they have the same issue with infinity that most people do. An infinite number of monkeys working on an infinite number of typewriters would cause an infinite amount of entropy and the immediate heat death of the universe, but would also produce not just one complete set of the works of Shakespeare but an infinite number of sets of it. You can't mix infinite amounts and finite timelines or quantities because the results are rather insane. Hell, even Graham's Number worth of monkeys would have been too large a set because there isn't physically enough room in our universe for that many monkeys, but it would have put the monkey theory into the realm of practical analysis. It's the entire point of having an extremely large number to put an upper limit on things so you don't have the infinity shenanigans.
Not sure if the article was simplifying the results and terms for the audience or if it was just a bunch of first years that don't specialize in math that wrote it.
