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Re: CJ Abrams: Our new man in the middle
« Reply #975 on: August 31, 2026, 07:53:54 pm »

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Re: CJ Abrams: Our new man in the middle
« Reply #976 on: September 06, 2026, 11:11:18 am »
Last 30 days: .138 / .233 / .213, 1 HR

He fell apart in the 2nd half last year as well, .217 / .266 / .368

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Re: CJ Abrams: Our new man in the middle
« Reply #977 on: September 06, 2026, 11:53:35 am »
Admittedly, he did have the ankle injury, but his downturn started before that. Almost around the time they said 2d base. Until he has a big second half, there's going to be a knock on him that he fades.

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Re: CJ Abrams: Our new man in the middle
« Reply #978 on: September 06, 2026, 12:09:16 pm »
im going to offer a simple and definitely wrong explanation

CJ on June 5:



CJ on August 30:



I wonder if he's losing weight/mass as the year goes on, getting lazy on the nutrition/lifting/etc as the season wears on. it's one bad image comparison but he does look a little smaller to me.

OR

maybe he has the consumption or a tapeworm :mg:

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Re: CJ Abrams: Our new man in the middle
« Reply #979 on: September 06, 2026, 02:32:42 pm »
He looks the same?

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Re: CJ Abrams: Our new man in the middle
« Reply #980 on: September 06, 2026, 02:43:17 pm »
He looks the same?

honestly probably so, I think in my whimsical spirit I thought his legs looked a bit smaller but I think it's a bunk theory. he just fades in the 2nd half :shrug:

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Re: CJ Abrams: Our new man in the middle
« Reply #981 on: September 06, 2026, 03:12:20 pm »
He looks more upright in the recent one.

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Re: CJ Abrams: Our new man in the middle
« Reply #982 on: September 06, 2026, 03:15:05 pm »
He looks more upright in the recent one.

perhaps he can't bend because his legs are weak!

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Re: CJ Abrams: Our new man in the middle
« Reply #983 on: September 06, 2026, 03:37:20 pm »
perhaps he can't bend because his legs are weak!

will stop now

Looks like polio

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Re: CJ Abrams: Our new man in the middle
« Reply #984 on: September 06, 2026, 04:30:57 pm »
Looks like polio
consumption or a malodorous humor

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Re: CJ Abrams: Our new man in the middle
« Reply #985 on: September 06, 2026, 05:24:37 pm »
Last 30 days: .138 / .233 / .213, 1 HR

He fell apart in the 2nd half last year as well, .217 / .266 / .368

I could be wrong but I think it was a month later this year and did it coincide with the position switch announcement and trying to take up the slack of Woods injury and the jettison of Garcia and Meade.

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Re: CJ Abrams: Our new man in the middle
« Reply #986 on: September 06, 2026, 08:14:44 pm »

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Re: CJ Abrams: Our new man in the middle
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Re: CJ Abrams: Our new man in the middle
« Reply #988 on: September 07, 2026, 08:44:25 am »
Not Monotonous Langor?


sounds more serious in French.