like the ads, the Nats are, hands down, the most boring and unexciting team to watch (or listen to)...
coming from behind? almost impossible
keeping a lead: as rare as Halley's Comet
executing fundamental baseball consistently: see above
DM's post game blatherfest: 20 minutes of observing the obvious: "we gotta swing at good pitches, I'm proud of my guys, we gotta put balls in play, they are competitors, that can't happen (but so often does), they stayed on the field (as if they had a choice)
162 games of snooze fest....and for this, the owners want top dollar for seats? nope.