Yup. But fear not, zombie Anibal Sanchez makes his first regular season start since 2020 (6.62 ERA at age 36 translates to what at 38?) tomorrow against a team that's only won about 700 games and a World Series since then!
Anibal Sanchez and Hanley Ramirez were traded for Mike Lowell and Josh Beckett back before the 2006 (?) season. Lowell retired in 2010, Beckett in 2014, and Ramirez stuck around to 2019.
