Ok, that's way over my head.
Apologies, PWC - just the obscure way in which my mind works....
I thought 'Padres' implies Catholic priests (see 'how the club was founded'...) who have the title of 'Father' and that Crismatt sounded sort of like 'Christmas'...Pehaps I felt, given the result, that he was pitching the D-Backs some presents...
Another one falls wide of the target...