Even some spec in the trade column on MLB.com (Feinsand? Petriello?) that Taylor might be a target for the NYY given Hicks's injury, the trade of Tauchman, and the performance of Gardner. He'd do well defensively and would let them lean on Gardner less.
"Hi, Dayton Moore? It's Brian Cashman."
"Hello. How's the New York media?"
"They're jerks as always. Speaking of that, they're mad at me for not having a centerfielder. Can I have yours?"
"Brian, we're a game and a half back of you, and you're half a game out of the two Wild Card spots. Do you think I'm an idiot?"
"Well, yes. This is New York. Anyone who lives in the Central time zone is a drooling halfwit in our minds and we get to take anything they have that we want."
"This is baseball, Brian, not Goldman Sachs. Adios, compadre."