If they followed the protocols they followed during the year the game would have been postponed until they ensured that no one else had COVID.
Dear Tampa,
We are sorry that you lost, but Los Angeles has given you a delightful consolation prize. Not all of you will receive but for those lucky few, you get COVID! Treat this just like Justin Turner; go hug a friend, hug a neighbor, and lick randos on the subway. That way, it can be the gift that keeps on giving!
Your friend always,
Rob Manfred
PS If you see my spine, can you please return it? I lost it somewhere around July 24th and just can't find it anywhere!
