The only reason there would be an NFL season is because an unholy alliance of rich bastards in New York and knuckle-draggers from the between the Appalachians and Rockies couldn't handle the thought.
Of course, the biggest reason we're months behind the examples set by other countries that have the resources to handle this is also brought to you by that same alliance.
Apparently the Marlins knew Sunday their starting pitcher and two others had tested positive.
So they decided to play anyway.
Now at least 14 in all test positive.
Americans, we have our rights.
